The GREEN MACHINE is the primary mode of transportation for the Free Candy group. It is a green van with purple flames painted towards the front. GREEN MACHINE and FREE CANDY are written on opposite sides of the van.
The van is capable of gaming-hopping and subsequently driving through mountains, holding an entire cinema in the back and getting lost in space. It can also gain wings and a jet engine for flight. Guku is mainly the driver of the van and usually drunkenly runs over many things, including Echidna!Azoth.
It's also been speculated, though never directly observed, that the van is capable of transforming into some kind of mecha. There's also a lesser used Train version of the van called the "ANUSSTRAIN."